Last night at walmart while I was shopping I did something that I have not done since 1998. I switched Toilet Paper brands. Emily's brand is Cottonelle (I think she likes the puppy) and my brand was Charmin "The brand my buttocks prefers" as I have often called it.True Love requires sacrifice and this was one of my little sacrifices for Emily. The brand her buttocks prefers is now the brand that my buttocks prefers...True Love. What's more I did this purely on my own initiative. To this point, Emily and I have never had the all important "What TP do you use" discussion. I just want her to feel at home when she moves in. (I'm going to get so punched for this post...fun)
May all your TP be kind and gentle when you need it too! :)
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Thanks for caring about my smallest of preferences. You're a peach! I love you.
The Word Nerd says the last line should read:
May all your TP be kind and gentle when you need it to! :)
I can never get those "to" and "too" words figured out. English is still something of a mystery to me.
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